Here is another one when filling out paper work and you need to write down your job, I put commercial diver. So when the person reads it they ask me, So how long have you been driving trucks? I get that every time! LOL
if someone asks and i dont feel like going into it: ship repair or heavy construction. that being said some of our guys were on a cruise ship job a while ago and managed to convince some of the staff that they were out of town traveling specialty pastry chefs, even got them to write up name tags and everything.