The real definition of Scuba...

Being stuck up north in scotland with no civilization around for a hundred miles leads a man to question certain preconcieved ideas. Me and the guys on my course spent many a hour in the pub discussing these issues and studying for our exams. After one such very long pub session we came to the conclusion that Scuba does not in fact stand for 'self contained underwater breathing apparatus'. Everybody has got it wrong. A far more fitting description is,

'Silly C*nts Underwater Buggering Around'.

Anyone suffering through using an exo mask and being led around by piece of string is sure to agree with us. Please feel free to share your opinions...

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Permalink Reply by steve henshaw on February 27, 2009 at 1:06am
air strip YES
scrap yard YES
bike club still there but now a mountain of rubble stands next to it
grotto closed but iam working on that!!??
rents are still ouchhhhh £££ a month

traffic is manic still, and still no were to park.

but the sun still shines and its nice.

steve h
Permalink Reply by Retch on February 27, 2009 at 1:34pm
Cheers Bro. May come visit again some time this year, take up my booze and cigarette diet again cos that's all I could afford on da Rock last time! Had to give up eating, apart from the odd Paella here 'n there.
Thanks.
Permalink Reply by steve henshaw on February 28, 2009 at 6:17am
Retch said:
Cheers Bro. May come visit again some time this year, take up my booze and cigarette diet again cos that's all I could afford on da Rock last time! Had to give up eating, apart from the odd Paella here 'n there.
Thanks.

com on the eating side is not to bad you can still well for not much at the fish places and there quite nice.

but i don't mean fish and chips EH!!!

steve h
Permalink Reply by Dave Sanders on February 28, 2009 at 10:38am
Owned. LOL

Retch said:
Is it still possible to get round to the back of the Married Quarters down the Airstrip way(ish) to Devil's Tower Camp? Don't wanna let on too much to spoil the fun of the Lads n La****.
Has Johnny still got the scrapyard off the main road on the other side of the Rock? Please give him my regards.
Has the Gib bike club still got it's clubhouse by the water catchment tanks? If so, pls give them my rgds too.
Heard they stopped scuba in the "Grotto" now. Is that true? Well, for those of us "unconnected", shall we say.
Give the Guardia Civil in La Linea de la Concepcion a big UP YOURS! from me, please. Or i can tell them next time they haul me off for riding my Ducati thru' Locale Quattro on my way to work on the Rock myself, if I hadn't flogged the 'Duke somewhere round there.
Are the rents still astronomical on the Rock itself?
Loved it there, take care amigo.
Permalink Reply by Sham Patel on June 17, 2009 at 3:56pm
God dam it garry!!! u have started a riot jus like u did in fort bill!! SILLY C***S UNDERWATER BUGGERIN AROUND!! cad 325
Permalink Reply by A.. Parnell on January 31, 2010 at 1:40pm
SCUBA=SOME COME UP BARELY ALIVE !

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